Total Party Kill
Adventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.
552 Double-Entry Morality
In this episode… Jaee makes some fashion contacts. J’osh plays a boy toy. K’ronng picks a lock, at range. Tink Her Bell takes great advantage of flight. And Tony is just a guy who phrases things.
Previous Episodes
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April 28, 2026 Keys from the Golden Vault - Vidorant’s Vault, Part 2551 Classic Duck Bar
In this episode… Jaee gets mission-drunk. K’ronng wears a security-guard hat. J’osh is capable of causing a distraction. Tink Her Bell does a drone-style flyby. And Tony does less berating.
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April 21, 2026 Keys from the Golden Vault - Vidorant’s Vault, Part 1
550 We Have to Parent Trap Them
The Keys are sent on another mission - this time for a heist in the Big City! The planning is … chaotic.
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April 14, 2026 Candlekeep - The Canopic Being, Part 7549 To Kill a Mummy Lord
In this thrilling conclusion, someone unexpected pays a visit to the final battle, someone expected performs a ritual, and (almost) everyone gets nicknames.
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April 7, 2026 Candlekeep - The Canopic Being, Part 6
548 Go For the Eyes
The battle with the Mummy Lord begins! Will the adventurers prevail? Or will the eyes have it?
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March 31, 2026 Candlekeep - The Canopic Being, Part 5
547 We Stop for Robbery
The party fights another hard battle, locates another organ, and gets some answers from an unexpected source.
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March 24, 2026 Candlekeep - The Canopic Being, Part 4
546 Rich Tapestry of Scar Tissue
Excellent role play including medical exams, impromptu nakedness, soothing music, and door-knocking meant the entire party gained inspiration! Tony didn’t award it until after the recording was over, but it did happen!
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March 17, 2026 Candlekeep - The Canopic Being, Part 3
545 A Little Light Autopsying
Only the worst battles are followed by an autopsy.
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March 10, 2026 Candlekeep - The Canopic Being, Part 2
544 Pinky of Death
The adventurers visit a demi-plane that’s mostly eyes and corridors.
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March 3, 2026 Candlekeep - The Canopic Being, Part 1
543 Frtlbrtl
Another adventure begins at Candlekeep Library. As usual, that means a weird book and a lot of meatball subs! And once again, the party is in a book - but not like usual.
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February 24, 2026 Keys from the Golden Vault - Axe from the Grave, Part 4
542 Love a Dumb Plan
In one of the more thrilling conclusions of a TPK adventure, Tony can’t tell if the players are being helpful or making fun of him. But that’s only fair because Tony’s gonna make fun of them for anything they do.