Total Party Kill
Adventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.
508 Stuffward Ho!
In this new Keys from the Golden Vault adventure, K’ronng hates the Underdark, J’osh spares the dying, Revelle throws a rock, and Jasper thinks this is all terrible. Tony claims this is technically team building.
Previous Episodes
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June 24, 2025 Uni and the Hunt for the Last Horn, Part 5
507 The Thumbs-Up Crew
In this finale episode, the party takes a lot of damage and finds a chew toy.
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June 17, 2025 Uni and the Hunt for the Last Horn, Part 4
506 Something Wig’ed This Way Comes
The party has everything well in paw, except maybe fighting over a particularly fine wig.
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June 10, 2025 Uni and the Hunt for the Last Horn, Part 3
505 Dinosaur-based Reconnaissance
The party creates an effective murder tunnel and makes use of drone technology.
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June 3, 2025 Uni and the Hunt for the Last Horn, Part 2
504 Toadl Party Kill
The party finishes off a battle, goes through a portal, and meets a dog who’s good at charades.
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May 27, 2025 Uni and the Hunt for the Last Horn, Part 1
503 Time for Toads
We kick off a new short adventure with Mikah Sargent in the DM chair! He challenges the party (Eunomia Helldew, Valeria Shatterbone, Bibimbap Sauerbraten, Sheila Sheila Bobeila Banana Fana Fofeila, and Priscilla) to locate a Unicorn. But it can’t be as simple as that, can it? (No. Of course it can’t.)
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May 20, 2025 Candlekeep - Kandlekeep Dekonstruktion, Part 3
502 Cultists Are Not Made of Robot
Time is ticking away, and our heroes don’t have much time to save Candlekeep from certain destruktion by … rocket ship tower? Will they make it?
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May 13, 2025 Candlekeep - Kandlekeep Dekonstruktion, Part 2
501 Throwing Good Hit Points After Bad
More than a year later, our players (virtually) come together again to try to save Candlekeep Library!
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May 6, 2025 Candlekeep - Kandlekeep Dekonstruktion, Part 1
500 Alpaca Macadamia Nuts
To celebrate our 500th episode, we bring you the only TPK recorded entirely in person! It’s an extra-long session recorded around a table, complete with the sounds of dice rolling, soda-pop cans opening, and chairs scraping the floor as people move around. The only way to feel more like you’re there is to watch the 360° version on a VR headset!
This episode kicks off another Candlekeep mystery in which N’iss, Naiasa, Valenthe, Merdri, and Quewaris investigate a trembling tower.
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April 29, 2025 Candlekeep - Lore of Lurue, Part 6
499 Math Is Fun When You’re Not a Werewolf
In this final episode of The Lore of Lurue, Lovyn wants to leave, Naiasa hides under a corpse, Hermioneigh is like a really great dance troupe, Frittat’ha gets back on the horse, and Lonewalker hesitates to touch the book. Tony is a generous dungeon master, and anyone who suggests otherwise is a bad person.
Oh, and listener secret_gaygent SAVES THE DAY.
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April 22, 2025 Candlekeep - Lore of Lurue, Part 5
498 Restore Bookness to the Book
In this episode, Lovyn scampers out of the rage zone, Frittat’ha is finally tanking, Lonewalker does a little deelybob, Naiasa has secret agent vibes, and Hermioneigh shoves a berry in someone’s mouth. Oh, and Tony doesn’t want to call the wargs by name.