Total Party Kill
Adventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.
525 A Decline of Heist Elegance
Will the team steal a magic painting and get away scott free with zero consequences to return to accolades and riches? Not without generous dollops of magic, violence, and a grab bag of foes in our thrilling conclusion!
Previous Episodes
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October 21, 2025 Keys from the Golden Vault - Masterpiece Imbroglio, Part 2524 You Know Thieves, They Like to Steal
Style and subterfuge intermingle as our heroes sweet-talk a gang of thieves into letting them infiltrate their headquarters and abscond with a painting that may or may not have magical properties.
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October 14, 2025 Keys from the Golden Vault - Masterpiece Imbroglio, Part 1
523 Nice Day for a Goth Wedding
It’s a new adventure for our ragtag heroes as they use their powers of persuasion and keen fashion sense to butter up a vain gang of thieves to get a hold of a very special painting.
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October 7, 2025 Candlekeep - Zikran’s Zephyrean Tome, Part 7522 A Fluid Situation
The adventure concludes with friendly fire, double-grapples, and a whole lotta rules. Then we close the book on the whole thing.
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September 30, 2025 Candlekeep - Zikran’s Zephyrean Tome, Part 6
521 Third Eye’s Blind
This episode’s highlights are wet stairs and a bad plan.
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September 23, 2025 Candlekeep - Zikran’s Zephyrean Tome, Part 5
520 Sad Ghost Seduction
Classic TTRPG tropes covered in this episode: a player trying to seduce an NPC, players fixating on one random room, and players wanting to use their skills for intra-party nonsense instead of getting things done.
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September 16, 2025 Candlekeep - Zikran’s Zephyrean Tome, Part 4
519 Turtle Dome
It’s so annoying when someone knocks on your door in the middle of the night.
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September 9, 2025 Candlekeep - Zikran’s Zephyrean Tome, Part 3
518 Infinite Supply of Crab Juice
This episode has less chaos, but more dragon.
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September 2, 2025 Candlekeep - Zikran’s Zephyrean Tome, Part 2
517 Never Bring a Dolphin to a Ghost Fight
The chaos continues with a greedy rogue, a breath-holding Tortle carrying a Gnome, a swimming Centaur carrying no one, a generous Tiefling, and a totally ineffective dolphin.
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August 26, 2025 Candlekeep - Zikran’s Zephyrean Tome, Part 1
516 Tureen Full of Djinn
A chaotic crew assembles to free a head from a book.
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August 19, 2025 Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 8
515 Take a Penny, Leave a Healing
Jasper aggressively chugs a healing potion while making eye contact. K’ronng starts pressing buttons and pulling levers. J’osh pulls a Teddy bear. Revelle has a hot wet lion summer. Tony thinks monks’ robes are like drab toga parties.
Tixie Tockworth is air-gapped and did not plan for lions.