The Incomparable

Uni and the Hunt for the Lost Horn - Part 3

Down with the mage!

Tockworth's Clockworks 7

How many mines must our players walk down, before they defeat a giant robot? The answer is blowin’ in the wind.

Uni and the Hunt for the Lost Horn - Part 2

Aim for the one wearing the wig!

Tockworth's Clockworks 6

J’osh tries to make Fetch happen with the robot dogs, and we meet the town’s second-best inventor.

Uni and the Hunt for the Lost Horn - Part 1

Hmm, more contract negotiations than I was expecting!

Tockworth's Clockworks 5

We make some new friends! And meet some old enemies.

TPK Sports Corner - PWHL Edition

Two thirds of the Dog & Pony Show crew reunite for a listener-requested bonus ep of sports-rating goodness!* The team names and logos for the new Professional Women’s Hockey League are under the TPK microscope!

*For certain definitions of “goodness.”

The Slaying Stone - part 4

I met a dragon! I met a dragon!

Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth's Clockworks 4

We search! Without our character sheets!

Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth's Clockworks 3

Toilet thoughts in steamy bars.

Eglath's Angels VIII part 1

A new mission and a mysterious new companion!

Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth's Clockworks 2

Who wants to get in the bucket?

The Slaying Stone - Part 3

You kiss the prince and he turns into a frog, right?

The Slaying Stone - Part 2

Things get wet in an old tavern, goblins are killed and/or befriended, and a library has been repurposed in an interesting way.

Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth's Clockworks 1

Four keys are called to the Underdark!

Eglath's Angels VII part 7

Big happenings in the final cult complex. A charismatic elemental appears. Randy makes his stand.

Keys from the Golden Vault - Prisoner 13, Part 6

We concluded the adventure! Did we succeed?

The Slaying Stone - Part 1

Rivers and wolves, oh my.

Dog & Pony S7E13 (Curse of Strahd LXXV)

The end.

Keys from the Golden Vault - Prisoner 13, Part 5

Yes, we’re in a prison, but the action is happening in a meeting room and an office.

Eglath's Angels VII part 6

Deeper into the caves, in search of the end of whatever this is!

Dog & Pony S7E12 (Curse of Strahd LXXIV)

Is this the end?

Dog & Pony S7E11 (Curse of Strahd LXXIII)

Wight night.

Candlekeep Mysteries 10 Part 4

Who grapples the grapplers?

Dog & Pony S7E10 (Curse of Strahd LXXII)

You can run but you can’t…well, I guess you can hide?

Candlekeep Mysteries 10 Part 3

If any TPK bootleg were a sad ghost, it would be this one.

Keys from the Golden Vault - Prisoner 13, Part 4

A crate full of piñatas?

Keys from the Golden Vault - Prisoner 13, Part 3

When is a mop not a mop?

Candlekeep Mysteries 10 Part 2

Heroes in a half shell.

Keys from the Golden Vault - Prisoner 13, Part 2

Who IS Prisoner 13?

Eglath's Angels VII part 5

Where is all this competent adventuring coming from?

Keys from the Golden Vault - Prisoner 13, Part 1

Do not coat check your bird.

Candlekeep Mysteries 10 Part 1

If there’s something strange in your neigh-borhood.

TPK 2023 Member Special (Kandlekeep Dekonstruktion 1)

Live from Portland, Oregon, we play across the table from one another!

Candlekeep Mysteries 8 Part 4

There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.

Dog & Pony S7E9 (Curse of Strahd LXXI)

Working on our Strahdegy.

Candlekeep Mysteries 8 Part 3

I have to remind myself that some birds aren’t meant to be caged.

Eglath's Angels VII part 4

We got our steps in.

Keys from the Golden Vault - Reach for the Stars, Part 4

Crystals hate this one weird trick!

D&D&Donations - A Charity Livestream To Benefit St. Jude

On Saturday, September 16, 2023, six familiar faces from the “Total Party Kill” podcast joined forces to save the world and raise money for St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital. In this adventure, Erika Ensign, Aleen Simms, Annette Wierstra, Dan Moren, and Tony Sindelar play Level 20 characters tasked with saving the world, and Mikah Sargent — who is definitely NOT dressed as The Statue of Liberty in the first half of the game — DMs.

To raise money for St. Jude, viewers were given the opportunity to donate different sums in order to gift players with items, advantages, and in-game helpers. They were also given the opportunity to make things harder for the players by way of summoning high-level enemies and draws from The Deck of Many Things.

Enjoy the epic shenanigans? Until the end of September, you can still donate to the campaign at the following link: https://tiltify.com/@mikah4relay/dd-for-the-kids

Keys from the Golden Vault - Reach for the Stars, Part 3

A greasy cultist throwing a wiggly dagger.

Keys from the Golden Vault - Reach for the Stars, Part 2

What does it smell like?

Dog & Pony S7E8 (Curse of Strahd LXX)

Strahd! Strahd! Strahd!

Party Crashers Part 2

She knew in her heart that this surprise rendezvous was likely just a ruse to entrap her, but wasn’t her heart already a prisoner… of love? She picked up the axe, and headed decisively out into the night.

Keys from the Golden Vault - Reach for the Stars, Part 1

Nobody likes it when their blood is on fire.

Candlekeep Mysteries 8 Part 2

Well, well, well. What do we have here then? Just a lovely tray of cupcakes, guv!

Dog & Pony S7E7 (Curse of Strahd LXVIX)

There are two types of people: crypt keepers and crypt giver-awayers.

Eglath's Angels VII part 3

Omlol casts a spell.

Party Crashers Part 1

Their eyes lingered on one another across the feather and blood-stained stage. Was it merely a sign of mutual respect between two warriors or was there something… more?

Eglath's Angels VII part 2

A whole lot of combat in this one. Someone takes a dirt nap.

Keys to the Golden Vault - Stygian Gambit, part 5

Lion chaos!

Candlekeep Mysteries 8 part 1

Can you pet the dog?

Eglath's Angels VII part 1

They’re back, with new bad ideas!

Keys to the Golden Vault - Stygian Gambit, part 4

Plan B stands for baboon?

Dog & Pony S7E6 (Curse of Strahd LXVIII)

Getting to the heart of the matter.

Keys to the Golden Vault - Stygian Gambit, part 3

Planning a heist is hard, unless you don’t plan that hard.

Dog & Pony S7E5 (Curse of Strahd LXVII)

Vampire names come in two types.

Dog & Pony S7E4 (Curse of Strahd LXVI)

Getting to the heart of the matter.

Keys to the Golden Vault - Stygian Gambit, part 2

Casing the joint.

Keys to the Golden Vault - Stygian Gambit, part 1

Casino heist! With dice games.

Keys to the Golden Vault - Murkmire Malevolence, part 3

The heist is on!

Candlekeep Mysteries 7 part 3

“Sarah of Yellowcrest Manor” reaches its culty conclusion!

Keys to the Golden Vault - Murkmire Malevolence, part 2

Did anybody notice a bugbear climbing up that building wearing a tuxedo?

Candlekeep Mysteries 7 part 2

“Sarah of Yellowcrest Manor” returns! Finally, we’ll learn what happens to that fancy guy with the hat.

Keys to the Golden Vault - Murkmire Malevolence, part 1

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to prevent the local area from being destroyed by the hatching of an egg in the local museum.

Dog & Pony S7E3 (Curse of Strahd LXV)

Don’t forget to get realigned.

Dog & Pony S7E2 (Curse of Strahd LXIV)

No wining!

Dog & Pony S7E1 (Curse of Strahd LXIII)

Back into the castle!

Spelljammer Academy 2

Scott McNulty returns a group of players… to space! (Recorded October 27, 2022.)

Candlekeep Mysteries 7 part 1

Presenting CSI: Waterdeep in “The Case of Sarah of Yellowcrest Manor.”

Gamma World II Part 8

Laundry and pig pants

Gamma World II Part 7

Ham. It’s what’s for dinner.

Gamma World II Part 6

Some real ham-fisted antagonists in this ep!

Gamma World II Part 5

Meet us at the OLLER INK.

Gamma World II Part 4

A new challenger has entered the arena!

Candlekeep Mysteries 6 part 4

Sisters are doin’ it for themselves.

Spelljammer Academy 1

Scott McNulty takes a group of players… to space!

Gamma World II Part 3

Left Veggie Minion vs Right-hand Rat!

Gamma World II Part 2

Aw rats!

Candlekeep Mysteries 6 part 3

The statue of limitations has now passed.

Gamma World II Part 1 (re-post)

A radioactive giant, a blue zombie, a tall telepath, and a mushroom on a horse walk into a town…

Horror at Havel's Cross part 3

It was almost too easy, until it wasn’t.

Horror at Havel's Cross part 2

I thought we weren’t using the phrase “mass grave.”

Candlekeep Mysteries 6 part 2

Sure, this place is probably evil, but have you tried the cocktails?

Horror at Havel's Cross part 1

Are the horses usually like this?

Tuesday Tony Mini Madness

Tony opens boxes of miniatures with a little help from special guests.

If you want to fund more Tony miniatures, consider making a contribution.

Eglath's Angels VI part 9

Can Eglath’s Angels defeat Vanny and the ho ho before the ultimate fire entity is summoned? Why does a wall of fire only point one direction? Will the erotic art survive? Lava is in the air!

Dog & Pony S6E14 (Curse of Strahd LXII)

We’re in trouble.

Eglath's Angels VI part 8

Welcome to the Weeping Colossus, where the only thing hotter than the lava is the erotic art!

Dog & Pony S6E13 (Curse of Strahd LXI)

No bones about it.

Candlekeep Mysteries 6 part 1

The gang visits a lovely spa and meets an anime boy. TPK-branded fluffy robes, coming soon!

Dog & Pony S6E12 (Curse of Strahd LX)

Oh no, a creepy clockwork jester.

Candlekeep Mysteries 5 part 3

Deeper! More creeping! More darkness!

Candlekeep Mysteries 5 part 2

Scary monsters move clockwise!

Dog & Pony S6E11 (Curse of Strahd LVIX)

You gotta go up to get down!

Eglath's Angels VI part 7

Strutting on the Kankwalk!

Dog & Pony S6E10 (Curse of Strahd LVIII)

The worst enemy we’ve faced so far: a lawyer.

Candlekeep Mysteries 5 part 1

A deep and creeping darkness! Even thinking about it is exhausting.

Dog & Pony S6E9 (Curse of Strahd LVII)

Somebody’s gotta keep this place clean.

Candlekeep Mysteries 4 part 3

The thrilling conclusion of Shemshime’s Bedtime Rhyme!

Dog & Pony S6E8 (Curse of Strahd LVI)

The cake is alive?

Dog & Pony S6E7 (Curse of Strahd LV)

Strawberry ding dong!

Candlekeep Mysteries 4 part 2

Shemshime just keeps on rhyming.

Revenge of the Kobolds, part 2

At least nothing bad will happen to an owl.

Revenge of the Kobolds, part 1

Finally those adventurers will get what’s coming to them.

Dog & Pony S6E6 (Curse of Strahd LIV)

What do teenagers in Barovia think is cool?

Candlekeep Mysteries 3, part 2

More of the Book of the Raven!

Eglath's Angels VI part 6

Mind thrust and walk away as the body burns.

Candlekeep Mysteries 3

Book of the Raven! Some holiday D&D fun.

Candlekeep Mysteries 4 part 1

do - do - do-do-do do - do - do-do-do do - do - do-do-do do - do - do-do-do

Candlekeep Mysteries 2 part 2

Reading is fundamental.

Dog & Pony S6E5 (Curse of Strahd LIII)

There’s no gleaming this cube.

Dog & Pony S6E4 (Curse of Strahd LII)

You’re not going to believe the number of secret doors.

Eglath's Angels VI part 5

Fire Giants, plus enemies with capacitance.

Eglath's Angels VI part 4

Bug in a hut! Annoying minotaurs! Mall puns! And, at last, something resembling a plan.

Dragonforge and Associates V, Session 3

The final chapter! But will it end in a Total Poultry Kill?

Dog & Pony S6E3 (Curse of Strahd LI)

Should we stay or should we go (fight zombies)?

Dog & Pony S6E2 (Curse of Strahd L)

Water time we’re having in Ravenloft.

Whitesparrow: The Queen of Red Water, part 4

The epic, long-awaited finale!

Dog & Pony S6E1 (Curse of Strahd XLIX)

Eat at Strahd’s!

Eglath's Angels VI part 3

Off the elevator and running for our lives!

Candlekeep Mysteries 2

Mazfroth’s Mighty Digressions!

Dog & Pony S5E15 (Curse of Strahd XLVIII)

More bags?

Dog & Pony S5E14 (Curse of Strahd XLVII)

Bright light, bright light!

Dragonforge and Associates V, Session 2

Meet Rutherford Umbrusk!

Eglath's Angels VI part 2

Life coaching in an elevator.

Dog & Pony S5E13 (Curse of Strahd XLVI)

V is for vampire.

Dog & Pony S5E12 (Curse of Strahd XLV)

ABC: Always be coffin.

Eglath's Angels VI part 1

The floor is lava. As a matter of fact, it’s all lava.

Dog & Pony S5E11 (Curse of Strahd XLIV)

Things in Vallaki seem…not great?

Eglath's Angels V part 16

The season concludes with a rush to the fire cult!

Dog & Pony S5E10 (Curse of Strahd XLIII)

Who knew there was so much to learn about vampires?

Dragonforge and Associates V, Session 1

Once more into Undermountain!

Eglath's Angels V part 15

Presenting: Scott McNulty’s Roper Babies!

Candlekeep Mysteries 1, Part 2

Reading is adventure!

Eglath's Angels V part 14

Be true to your chuul.

Dog & Pony S5E9 (Curse of Strahd XLII)

Knight knight.

Candlekeep Mysteries 1

The Joy of Extradimensional Spaces!

Dog & Pony S5E8 (Curse of Strahd XLI)

It’s been…emotional.

Gribbits Detective Agency, Part 3

Let this mother-lover burn. Rated R, for “regardless of its merits, this is filthy” NSFW. We mean it.

Dog & Pony S5E7 (Curse of Strahd XL)

Revenants, revenants, revenants!

Eglath's Angels V part 13

All Hydra, All The Time!

Gribbits Detective Agency, Part 2

The salsa satchel. Rated R, for “rarely have I heard anything so filthy” NSFW. We mean it.

TPK Sports Corner: 2

What are we doing? We don’t even know. But it involves sports. Kinda.

And yes, this is the second time we’ve done this, but it’s the first time we all recorded it in a non-bootleg fashion.

Enjoy?

Eglath's Angels V part 12

The first few rows are gonna get wet.

Gribbits Detective Agency, Part 1

A new adventure that’s rated R, for “really, this isn’t for kids.” NSFW. We mean it.

Dog & Pony S5E6 (Curse of Strahd XXXIX)

Let’s light this candle.

Eglath's Angels V part 11

A gast? We’re aghast!

Dog & Pony S5E5 (Curse of Strahd XXXVIII)

Undead and loving it.

Eglath's Angels V part 10

Cultists are the worst, right?

Murder on the Eberron Express, Part 2

Well, this isn’t how I expected the adventure to end.

Dog & Pony S5E4 (Curse of Strahd XXXVII)

Coffin candy.

Murder on the Eberron Express, Part 1

Did I mention the spite?