Total Party Kill
Adventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.
489 Just K’en
The heist planning continues, and our adventurers take on alternate identities! Meet Anders K’aaruuts, Stanley Wilmon, Lexi Shrapnel, Diogenes Mainframe, and of course, K’en.
Previous Episodes
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February 11, 2025 Keys from the Golden Vault - Prisoner 13, Part 1
488 Coat Check Your Bird
A new Keys from the Golden Vault adventure brings a prison break, but instead of breaking out, they need to get in!
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February 4, 2025 Party Crashers, Part 4
487 Panic! at the Ritual
The party crashers rush to rob rich ritualists with stirring music, washroom destruction, a chicken under each arm, and the power of Valeria’s moon-eyed devotion to a very special lady-orc in the thrilling conclusion of our adventure!
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January 28, 2025 Party Crashers, Part 3
486 Courtship via Owlbear
Social norms take as much of a beating as a vicious owlbear, as the party moves from performative combat to gastrointestinal distress (also performative) in a bid to infiltrate offices and…get out their jerky while not sitting in pies.
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January 21, 2025 Party Crashers, Part 2
485 Pan Flute Gorn Fight
The team preps for both a stirring performance and a profitable heist, but intra-team conflict and a caged beast stand in their way.
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January 14, 2025 Party Crashers, Part 1
484 Half-Orc Flirtations
A ramshackle group of thieves and ne’er-do-wells infiltrate a fancy party to pull off a daring heist but get more than they bargained for when polite society embraces ritualistic violence.
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January 7, 2025 Keys from the Golden Vault - Reach for the Stars, Part 4
483 A Minigolf Situation
As they complete the Reach for the Stars adventure, the party learns how to kill a piece of architecture (put it in a mini-mall) and has a conversation with a sad, greasy cultist.
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December 31, 2024 Keys from the Golden Vault - Reach for the Stars, Part 3
482 I Don’t Like Experiencing Things
When this party meets a puddle of eyes and mouths, it quickly becomes nightmare monster vs nightmare monster!
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December 24, 2024 Keys from the Golden Vault - Reach for the Stars, Part 2
481 The Rug Receives the Poke
K’ronng’s sword gets a name, maps are confusing, and the party smells…things.
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December 17, 2024 Keys from the Golden Vault - Reach for the Stars, Part 1
480 A Bugbear in a Monocle
The Keys from the Golden Vault return, with a new addition to the group! Zanter Quickhands joins Jaee Raff, Levithia du Issigri, and K’ronng, as they break into a mansion and take a short rest in a very nice bathroom!
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December 10, 2024 Candlekeep - Sarah of Yellowcrest Manor, Part 6
479 Friendship Bracelets!
This episode wraps up Sarah of Yellowcrest Manor with these lessons: Once you reach the Big Bad, you should just set him on fire. A surprise round is one stab, one fire. And most importantly, rule number one of identity theft is “hide the body.”