Total Party Kill
Adventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.
496 A Disturbance in the Elk
In this episode, Lovyn gets his face ate; Naiasa makes poor life choices that are tactically unsound across a range of dimensions; Fritatt’ha bellows into a beak; Hermioneigh struggles to hit; and Lonewalker loses his elk. Oh, and Tony doesn’t know cupcakes.
Previous Episodes
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April 1, 2025 Candlekeep - Lore of Lurue, Part 2495 Technicolor Owl
In this episode, Frittat’ha is still looking for her brother; Lonewalker chats with a tree; Hermioneigh doesn’t need a whole body’s worth of blood; Naiasa knocks on a suspicious door; and Lovyn looks down a suspicious well. Oh, and Tony doesn’t know trees.
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March 25, 2025 Candlekeep - Lore of Lurue, Part 1
494 A Heap of Drunken Satyrs
In the first episode of a new Candlekeep adventure, Naiasa is down to party; Hermioneigh whips it good; Lovyn does some stylish stabbing; Lonewalker tries to walk alone; and Frittath’a just wants to eat out of a tree stump. Oh, and Tony did not bring enough berzerkers.
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March 18, 2025 Keys from the Golden Vault - Prisoner 13, Part 6493 Prison Paperwork Adventures
The party wraps up their prison adventure, and it’s the moment of truth - do they get out with subtlety, leaving no trace? Or do they leave chaos in their wake? You might be surprised! (Or you might not!)
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March 11, 2025 Keys from the Golden Vault - Prisoner 13, Part 5
492 Side Quest 2
Is there an escape room in this prison? No. Does it practice good cable management? Also no.
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March 4, 2025 Keys from the Golden Vault - Prisoner 13, Part 4
491 No Dungeon, No Dragon
Is this prison a dungeon? Is the party here to make friends? Did anyone bring a spare corpse? The answer to all of these is “no.”
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February 25, 2025 Keys from the Golden Vault - Prisoner 13, Part 3
490 Mop Glory
When is a mop not a mop? When our adventurers go undercover and arrive at the prison. It’s big! And cold!
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February 18, 2025 Keys from the Golden Vault - Prisoner 13, Part 2
489 Just K’en
The heist planning continues, and our adventurers take on alternate identities! Meet Anders K’aaruuts, Stanley Wilmon, Lexi Shrapnel, Diogenes Mainframe, and of course, K’en.
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February 11, 2025 Keys from the Golden Vault - Prisoner 13, Part 1
488 Coat Check Your Bird
A new Keys from the Golden Vault adventure brings a prison break, but instead of breaking out, they need to get in!
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February 4, 2025 Party Crashers, Part 4487 Panic! at the Ritual
The party crashers rush to rob rich ritualists with stirring music, washroom destruction, a chicken under each arm, and the power of Valeria’s moon-eyed devotion to a very special lady-orc in the thrilling conclusion of our adventure!
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January 28, 2025 Party Crashers, Part 3
486 Courtship via Owlbear
Social norms take as much of a beating as a vicious owlbear, as the party moves from performative combat to gastrointestinal distress (also performative) in a bid to infiltrate offices and…get out their jerky while not sitting in pies.