The Incomparable

362 Total Poultry Kill

We finally did it, everyone! We completed the entire Dragonforge & Associates Undermountain campaign. But did every character live to tell the tale?

361 Like Father, Like Son

You say you like books? Name five.

360 Kiss Me, I’m Urmbrusk

It’s about time we got here.

359 Dais ex Machina

The Olestran zone is, as you might expect, in the back.

358 Charm the Chicken

This dungeon’s gonna be sweet.

357 Bad News for Bears

Dragonforge is back, and so are his associates! Will they ever find Rutherford Urmbrusk? We’ll find out in this, the final season of Dragonforge & Associates. First, they have to make their way past a baseball team’s worth of goblins.

261 Giant Bird and Associates

Will Dragonforge and all his associates make it out of Undermountain alive? Or will they die in bat-tle? Find out in this thrilling season finale!

260 Lift a Frozen Dwarf

Dungeon, check. Dragon, check. That means we’re done, right?

What do you mean, “elevator shaft full of bats”?

259 Señor Wences, No!

Dragonforge and Associates fulfil their contractural duty to encounter a dragon in a dungeon. Finally.

258 This Room Is Gross

The mage hand is key.

257 The One Who Poinged

Welcome to The Chamber of Blood!

256 Silent but Deadly

N F T C

W L H Z

I J K R

V Q M B

W T F

255 The Log Is Nature’s Abacus

Flessa plays with rubies. Riswynn plays with water.

254 Quiverbottom and Associates

It’s the final countdown! For Pieter. And maybe others!

253 In the Jaws of the Champion

This remake of that Sarah McLachlan song went to some dark places.

252 Turtle Party Kill

A new room. A new fight. A new…log?

251 Rubble Rubble

Dragonforge & Associates are back! They’re still playing 4th edition. They’re still in/under Undermountain. They’re still mid-battle. They’re still looking for a couple of rubies. And they still haven’t found Rutherford Urmbrusk.

206 Good Cop, Bad Cop, Handsome Cop

Enda the Rogue has been found at last! But there’s a task Dragonforge & Associates must perform before they can return to the hunt for Rutherford Urmbrusk. What could go wrong?

[Dragonforge & Associates will return in 2020. For the next five weeks, we return to Seyvoth Manor for SHOCKTOBER 2019 and then a new adventure premieres.]

205 A Closet Full of Corpses

This battle is the pits! No, really, there are two pits. Our adventurers use acrobatics, hypnosis, and arrows to attempt to subdue far-off enemies.

204 Take Cover Behind Your Wizard

Dragonforge and Associates are reunited, and it feels so good. Also, it turns out putting your wizard in front of the party is not a smart move.

We are starting a new TPK campaign and will be playing it live on weeknights just for Incomparable members. There’s a trailer for the campaign at the beginning of this episode. Visit our membership page to sign up and get access to live streams, video replays, audio bootlegs, and even final edited episodes months before anyone else gets to see us play. And you’ll be supporting our DMs and players!

203 Our Cleric Has the Bloodlust

What’s the difference between a real alligator and a fake chicken? It’s an important lesson, but not as important as remembering not to touch the mushrooms.

202 Snakes in a Turtleneck

Ask not for whom the scythe swings—it swings for thee. There’s also an unpleasant amount of vomit, and an even more unpleasant amount of snakes!

201 Awkward Alligator

Statue mimics! Alligators! Spiderwebs! What could go wrong?

200 Sewer Vide

Crocodiles. Why’d it have to be crocodiles.

199 Ooze on First?

Robot scorpion or not? How could a scummy pool be dangerous? Why are statues so terrifying? Very few of these questions are answered!

198 I Think Your Elf is Broken

The other half of Dragonforge and Associates slowly unburies itself, meets two strangers, and then has some fairly typical sewer problems.

197 Pitfall Situation

Rocks fell! Everyone maybe didn’t die! But who is left alive and awake from Dragonforge and Associates? Also, why does that lizard person look so familiar?

196 Grifters Are Like Zombies

This room is really big. Our adventurers continue to battle rogues and scoundrels and possibly there might also be some lizard people around? There’s a lot going on. And stay tuned for the exciting cliffhanger ending!

195 You’ll Never Be Bandit 2 Now, Pal

This episode covers all facets of the underworld of Undermountain—scoundrels, kneebreakers, and grifters. Our adventurers try to rescue an urchin! And what would a Dragonforge adventure be without some Ding Dongs?

194 A Dwarf with a Hangover

Have you heard the good news about lycanthropy? Our adventurers visit with their new friends in the werewolf cult, who are very interested in signing up some new recruits. Also, our party gets its dwarf back! Shh, stop cheering, she’s got a really bad headache.

193 How Not to Be Seen

Which is better, diplomacy or intimidation? This episode might reveal the answer! And then we flip the map and spend a lot of time pondering the Z axis as our adventurers climb down a giant statue. What’s at the bottom? Nothing good, that’s for sure.

192 High Fantasy in the Low Sewers

Proving that Tony thinks that no D&D adventure is complete without a trip to the sewers, our adventurers once again trudge through the sewers. Will Pieter fall in the sludge again? Will Olestran forget to mark something as his quarry? And are those rats, or giant rats?

191 Thieves Cant is a Beautiful Language

Watch out Undermountain, because the best team of adventurers-slash-sandwich shop promoters is back on the case! Dragonforge and Associates are still on their quest to find Rutherford Umbrusk, and the latest lead in the case takes them to the seediest part of Waterdeep to bargain with some questionable characters. How will they mess this one up? Listen to find out!

104 We Wreck Everything We See

At long last, the final confrontation with the vampire lord! But will our adventurers’ previous actions in the Undermountain be to their own benefit, or will they play right into their enemy’s hands?

103 Cowering Behind a Wizard

Our adventuring crew approaches its final destination, the lair of the vampire lord. But first, a seemingly innocuous anteroom with two pools in it! Surely nothing bad can happen here!

102 All Hands on Deck!

What happens when you put a dude in a Ding-Dong? What’s the most menacing sort of high-five you could imagine? Things get much more dangerous as you close in on a diabolical vampire lord…

101 Please Avenge My Death

Pools and Ghouls! Creepy liquid and horrible wraiths and a surprising encounter with a Ding-Dong. The Undermountain dungeon crawl… er, crawls toward its climax!

99 That’s Why You Should Floss

Team Wraith takes the fight to Dragonforge and Associates.

98 The Corpse Is Dead!

Dragonforge and Associates continue their winning ways and learn what “undead” means.

97 How Deep Is My Dagger?

Can our adventurers outwit a group of flaming suits of armor? Knowing our gang, it’s a toss-up. Plus, a zen garden of horrors!

96 What’s Left of Pieter Dragonforge

So… a Gelatinous Cube, eh? Ate Pieter Dragonforge and Flessa, you say? Did anyone survive?

95 Faraday Cube

You know what’s worse than giant spiders? The thing our adventurers find in the bottom of a pit, that’s what.

94 Team Spider

The battle with the giant spiders continues, with Olestran battling his fear and the rest of the group battling the actual spiders. And when that fun’s all done, it’s time to search the room for treasure!

93 Very Briefly Poisoned

Dragonforge and Associates return! To battle giant spiders! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!

88 That’s So Bahamut

Our adventurers get in a little fighting before the episode becomes a whole lot more philosophical. Also, they try to pawn all the hard work off on someone who isn’t them.

87 Every Combat Begins with Kay

Helmed horrors conquered, there are ghouls to deal with. (Ghouls’ Night!) They are not easy to deal with. But if they can be dispatched, our adventurers will be gifted with… a mysterious corpse?

86 Seven Against Two Is the Best Odds

Dragonforge and Associates pick up after their Mummy battle, bind their wounds, and set out deeper into the crypt. Helmed horrors! Creepy lightning! Suspended skeletons! What an adventure awaits…

(If you got an earlier version of this episode, it had an audio problem. This version is guaranteed to be good!)

85 This Really Ties the Room Together

Dragonforge and Associates consider the magical wiring diagram of the Tombs of the Undermountain, but someone ends up crying for their mummy. (Get it? MUMMY!)

84 Ding Dongs and Doolallys

The battle with the flaming suits of armor continues! And then our adventurers interrogate some very strange prisoners.

83 Can We Crash at Your God’s Place?

Now that the skeleton battle is over, we are welcomed into the Temple of Jergal by Brother Bathelby. There’s also a lot of listening at doors, life-sized chess, and some unpleasant suits of armor.

82 The Door Softened Them Up For Us

Our adventurers come to the door of Jeregal’s temple, but not without meeting some resistance! Also, in a special solo session, we find out what happened to Acrid the Dragonborn when he disappeared a few episodes ago.

81 Ghouls’ Night!

After the battle with the zombies concludes, our adventurers investigate the tombs of Undermountain and discover some other terrifying creatures.

80 Between Two Sarcophagi

Our adventurers emerge through a trap door into the tombs of the Undermountain, in a room full of shambling zombies. Also, the party’s newest adventurer seems to be missing.

79 It’s Never Too Late for Pew When You’re in the Sewer

The sewer battle with the Tin Dog gang rages on, but for how long? And when it’s complete, what happens then? Also, nobody tell Pieter Dragonforge how bad his backpack smells.

78 Crossbow Friends!

There’s one place you never want to get in a knock-down, drag-out battle, and that’s the sewer. Unfortunately for Dragonforge & Associates, that’s just what has happened.

77 A Rather Substantial Tab

The press of bar bills and a lead on their search for Rutherford Urmbrusk convinces Dragonforge and Associates to return to adventuring, with a new member of their party and a whole new way to enter the Undermountain.

76 Where Do You See Yourself in Five Levels?

Hello, from a not-very-magic tavern! In this prelude to a new season of Dragonforge & Associates fourth-edition D&D adventure, we return to the Yawning Portal in the city of Waterdeep, just around the corner from the bugbear-owned, kobold-operated sandwich shop, and reunite with Pieter Dragonforge, Kay, and Flessa. They are on one of the scariest of missions: Namely, trying to find a new member of the party by interviewing three candidates. Who will join the party and who will be left behind?

42 Turn the Slug Around

Our adventurers conclude their battle with Zarr and his (hob)goblin lackeys, and get some answers about Rutherford Urmbrusk and the Undermountain.

Love maps? Check out Tony and Dan’s complete map for this adventure.

See you in a couple of weeks for a return to our Dark Sun campaign, upgraded for D&D Fifth Edition, with some old friends and new faces!

41 Scorpion Rodeo

Our adventurers continue their battle through the scorpion kennel, and then force a final confrontation with Zarr.

40 There’s Always a Lesser Goblin

Kay returns, and our adventurers set out down a secret passage in pursuit of Zaar. Olestran finds a room he’s seen before. And one particular Goblin really drew the short straw.

39 A Slug and a Nice Mint Julep

Son, I say, son, it’s time for our adventures to square off against Zarr, the gentleman boss of the southern dungeons. Hexes will be hurled, party members will be blinded, quarries will be sought, and ballistas will roll! Can this be Sluggy the Spirit Slug’s finest hour?

38 International House of Kobolds

Sluggy the spirit slug proves to be an amazing defense. Pieter Dragonforge gets it from all sides. Zaar is not impressed with the quality of his help. And the dungeon fills with more gas clouds than you’ll find in a Chipotle bathroom. It’s all just another day in the Undermountain.

37 This Guy’s From Grand Rapids!

Our party takes stock after defeating the Rage Drake. Olestran commando-crawls up a ramp. Pretty medallions are found. (And Steve’s memory of medallion-grabbing is validated.) We don’t check for traps! Zarr’s bedchamber is discovered. Tapestry class is in session. Riswynn takes a dangerous nap. And all the while, Peter stands at a door, just itching for a fight.

36 That Ship Has Sailed to Winch Town

Hobgoblins and Drakes, oh my! Is this the boss battle Dragonforge and Associates has been waiting for? If you wanted to see us deploy strategy and roll a lot of dice, at long last you are going to get your wish.

35 Undermountain Thanksgiving

Drowabunga! A mysterious stranger brings a fish feast to our hardy-but-exhausted adventurers. There’s much conversation, a little dice rolling, and Pieter throws a surprise party for an unwitting Kobold. Also, Kay and a different Kobold have a very nice conversation about trees and sandwiches.

34 Time is a Flat Rat

Rats in a pit! Flessa climbs out, but the rats won’t be kept down! Our adventurers attack some vermin, meet a new friend, and inspect some rooms. Plus Olestran does some things with rope and some nice arrow tricks too.

33 Should My Orb Still Be Glowing?

Dragonforge and Associates come around a corner to discover an entirely new room full of entirely new dangers! Melech and Pieter are clumsy lummoxes. A surprising feature of the new room is revealed. And while Flessa thinks they’re pointy kitties, if they bite and swarm, they’re probably rats. #ratfacts!

32 One Rat Deep

Our adventurers battle some goblins and ponder a stack of rats in the corner of a hallway. A clever goblin plan to trap our adventurers in an enclosed space has an apparently unanticipated side-effect. Pieter gets cold feet. Olestran rolls a critical smell. And at the end, we take a break for some talk about beer.

31 Blinded by Kobold Science

In this episode, our adventurers make a gigantic mess in a Kobold lab. A Kobold intern proffers his resume. Someone gets sparkly, like a Twilight vampire. Undermountain cubicles are disrupted. We mispronounce many words. Plus: Secret recipes learned at Fictional Kobold Science University!

30 Bone Throne

Our party confronts spooky floating bones above a spooky throne. Pieter covets a dead man’s hat. Olestran makes a nifty trick shot that nobody else wants him to make. Doors are checked. Sandwiches are promised. This episode also serves as the series pilot for “CSI: Undermountain.”

29 Don’t Trust the Bugbear

What’s behind the door? Our adventurers discover a sleeping guard and a collection of prisoners alive and dead. When Flessa’s not trying to blame it on her rusty dagger, Pieter is consulting Paladinpedia about whether it’s okay to kill a bugbear. Speaking of bugbears, we have a feeling you’re about to have a favorite non-player character…

28 2 Legit 2 Hit

Dragonforge and Associates continues its clean-up of the Goblin and Kobold infested room. Flessa gets out her hammer, which leads to a series of jokes you might expect. A prisoner is rescued, and a door is opened. Melech is good at orbs, everyone does the Funky Diagonal, and a Kobold Worm Priest has a really confusing day.

27 Rat Burrito

At last, our party meets up with actual, moving foes! Attempts at diplomacy ensue. Pillars are used as convenient forms of cover. And there’s a tiny personal tragedy involving a model train.

26 Wiggle the Something-or-Others

Dragonforge and Associates continue their exploration of the eastern half of a corridor lined with statues. Pieter stands up. Flessa does some acrobatic moves. Riswynn professes her love of books. Melech lights up a statue. But will they finally reach the end of the hallway?

25 Death to All Statues

Dragonforge and Associates reach the bottom of the pit in their large basket and discover the horrors beneath. A survivor is interrogated. Bodies are thrown in the basket. A door is detected, its building materials recognized, and a corridor full of statues is discovered! Also our adventurers consider whether or not to deploy the “erosion strategy,” and Pieter takes a seat and ponders his choices.

24 Garage Band of Heroes

It’s time for a new adventure with new DMs and a new party! When we meet Dragonforge and Associates they are hanging out on some bean bag chairs in Mr. Dragonforge’s basement in a comfortable suburb of Waterdeep. But a strange note arrives and adventure calls them away to the Yawning Portal!

Your new party (left to right, pixel art by Jesse Lane), is:

• Pieter - Human Paladin (played by Jason Snell)
• Melech - Tiefling Wizard (played by Monty Ashley)
• Olestran - Elf Ranger (played by Steve Lutz)
• Kat - Half-elf Druid (played by Serenity Caldwell)
• Riswynn - Dwarf Cleric (played by Sarah Barbour)
• Flessa - Human Rogue (played by Erika Ensign)

Our dungeons master are Dan Moren and Tony Sindelar.